If a conservative
doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a liberal
doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative
doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a j ob that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
A conservative wants smaller government and less intrusion in their lives.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a j ob that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
A conservative wants smaller government and less intrusion in their lives.
A liberal wants
a big government to run everything, which by the way the government has never
been able to run anything with any success.
Conservatives want to be taxed less to help the economy and to be
able to enjoy the fruits of his labor.
Liberals never met a tax or tax hike they didn’t like, unless
it’s applied to them.
Conservatives want free choice in their healthcare and don’t
believe the government has any place in this area, take off some of the stupid
regulations put on the insurance companies by the congress and let the free
market work.
Liberals want a single payer
takeover by the government which will double or triple the cost of healthcare,
but will give them more power over the people which is the real reason they
want it in the first place. If it’s so
great how come they exempt themselves from it, but require us to have it. And never talk about tort reform, their
biggest contributors
